Fukkin eternal salvation beclothed in a funky ska-like rhythm and silky vests. What more could one require for spiritual fulfillment?

I figure some here may be interested to know we've finished an app we've been working on for the iphone.
See http://slatetechpdx.com/kallisti for more info/link.

More will be added to it in future updates.
Suggestions welcome.

Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't.
I personally have never felt like a nut, but have at times realized that I am not actually a person, but a very intelligent watercress sandwich, with a raging libido and a thirst for vengeance, sexy vengeance, with a side of coleslaw.
Why suck biscuits you may ask?, well the answer my dear fellow son of a mother, is quite simple: A sprocket is merely a sprocket, while a bag full of cats is a good way to feed your kids, 3.99 while supplies last.

You ever watch infomercials late at night after you've soiled yourself something fierce, and think to yourself that thinking to yourself is a good way to think to yourself? I thought so too.

(to be continued, at a later point in time that is indeed later from now, and not a moment that is behind us, for it is the future that I intend to continue this because that where all the flying cars and shiny metallic clothing is......)

Vince Offer is impregnating himself into the fractal structure of the universe and planting his seeds of influence!
I need less boring tuna....