We'll be bringing the wheel to the Playa de Mayo at the Watershed on Saturday, May 10. It's being converted from the Wheel of Goddesses to the Wheel of Sex and Death Cults, and that's where *you* come in!

We've got a list of 16 cults, but we need you to write some of them up. The format is similar to the Wheel of Goddesses and the ancestral Wheel of Religions, but it's changed a bit.

Side A is a brief background- some overview, history, etc. Shoot for 120-150 words.

Side B is no longer "What To Do"- we didn't want to go that path with the suicide cults. So now it's "What To Think" and of course "What To Wear." Any good cult is defined by its brainwashing and its costumes. Again, 120-150 words.

Don't worry about laying out the pages. All design work will be handled by the fabulous Danny Chaoflux, or some of his many intarweb minions.

Please sign up for one or more entries by commenting here. Let's try to have them all by a week from today- that's Tuesday, May 6. You can turn them in by commenting here or emailing me (johnnybrainwash at hotmail). Sooner is better, so Danny's got some time to work on them. If you're late, you'll be fed to the demons at our next cult ritual.

Here's the list (a few are taken already):

People's Temple
Manson Family
The Process - klintron
Branch Dividians
Heavensgate
Aum Shinrikyo
Portland Occulture - trevor blake
The Source - klintron
Kerista
Rajneesh
Order of the Solar Temple
Synanon - Taylor
Burning Man (we request a Wicker Man satire for this)
Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Church of Scientology
Followers of Christ Church

OK, thanks a lot for your help. Watch this space for news of a work party.