Manson Family

Charles Manson and his family of young lovelies were the epitome of free loving 60's hippie commune life. Charismatic Charlie can talk the devil out of his soul. Join the Manson Family and you can enjoy doomsday revelations of racial rebellion against African Americans. In order to facilitate said rebellion, you and your fellow Family members will storm the homes of prominent white California families, brutally stab them, and scrawl messages in blood. "Helter Skelter." " Death to pigs." For a little extra fun, you can track down a pregnant starlet and cut her unborn child from the womb. The authorities will obviously blame such heinous acts on those evil African Americans who will bring about the End Times. Family members offer up total control to Charlie Manson as their incarnation of and representative of God's Word. After dropping some acid and jamming to Beatles tunes, you can enjoy an orgy in which Charlie will himself will join in.

What to think: African Amerincans are evil and will bring about the End Times. A love of LSD, free love, racial hate crimes, and the Beatles. Charlie Manson is an incarnation of God.

What to wear: Love beads, Birkenstocks, daisies, a swastika carved on your forehead